cupcakeshakesnake:

I’m what the kids call smooth galaxy brained

theshitpostcalligrapher:

icecreamsavant:

mrcloudyfun:

sighinastorm:

mrcloudyfun:

sighinastorm:

sighinastorm:

Playing D&D.  We found ourselves in a shop, like usual. Somehow I accidentally bought an old crone with a quill.  All she does is overline the writing on all my scrolls with a broader nib.

fuckin’

fuckin

Hag Of Bolding

Hag Of Bolding

@theshitpostcalligrapher thought of you.

*bolts upright from being asleep at my desk at 1pm*

image

HUHG BUH WUH I’M AWAKE I’M AWAKE IM BOLDING YOUR LETTERS

nothorses:

actual-mothman:

nothorses:

the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men’s restroom you will be clocked

one time I went in the men’s room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn’t Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away

you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine

angelaziegeler:

We are but wayward leaves, scattered to the air by an indifferent wind.

Over the Garden Wall (2014) 🍂🍁🎃🍁🍂

waffleguppies:

thegirltobreakthespell:

me everyday at work

same

steveyockey:

image
image

halyna hutchins’s death was 100% preventable and is absolutely part of the same labor issues iatse has been fighting to rectify and making it about anything else or anyone else is disrespectful

fishfag:

fishfag:

image

The wikipedia page for queen Elizabeth II has a convenient list of all the countries she’s helped colonize.

Holy shit

image
image

i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain:

fairyofsomething:

musashi:

layserwulf:

obfuscatingreality:

edge-level-100:

sonansu:

EVISCERATED

image

For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go dreamchasing for a bit and he had to look after NINE siblings on his own

image

In other words,

SHOTS FIRED

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

Brock literally hung tight until his dad came home, gave said dad a stern shit-talking about how much of a worthless deadbeat he was to his face, refused to set one foot out of Pewter City until he was sure the dude would stay and take care of his damn kids, and then left to follow the dreams he was never allowed to follow because he was too busy cleaning up his parents goddamn mistakes.

But, like, go off, I guess.

If the one in the first pic is his mom, why does she look younger than him?

Because she’s not the one who had to raise 9 kids.